He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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