Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I puked a lego.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
this is an emotional support booty call
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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