who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My liver just had a heart attack.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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