Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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