your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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