Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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