I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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