Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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