Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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