She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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