I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm getting married
To pizza
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