i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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