You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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