so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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