i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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