S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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