I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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