i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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