I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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