PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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