Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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