so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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