how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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