I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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