I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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