Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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