The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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