They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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