i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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