i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You were trust falling into bushes
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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