Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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