New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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