Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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