If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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