Your tits are I can't wait for
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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