It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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