It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
