We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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