found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i out mim tonsoeep
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