Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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