watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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