She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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