The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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