she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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