I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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