I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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