I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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