You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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