I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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