She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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