I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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