Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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