I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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