What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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