ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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